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Listen to what the people have s about aus10michael

"Austin is the only guy I know who eats waffles cones right out of the box. I've seen him eat twenty, unbuckle his belt, then eat twenty more. I really admire that" - Stephen Goulet

"The movie Norma Rae is based on Austin's Life" - Robert Meadow

"Austin has the pubes of a person of color" - Maya Angelou

"Austin lost his virginity when he was 28 to Rue McClanahan. I think it might have been in a helicopter, even, but he's pretty open about it, so I'm not saying anything out of school here. He said Rue McClanahan was pushy and unkind with him. She'd yell 'Why aren't you doing this right?'" - Todd Philips

"I consider Hugo Chavez to be one of the greatest philanthropists of our era, also he makes a mean sweet tea." - aus10michael

"Austin is wanted for forgery and assault with intent to kill in South Dakota" - James Lipton

"He is one of the few men I know so comfortable in womens shoes." - Chris Willard

"He once crafted an entire tree house, only to then cut that very tree down. He covered it with a small amount of leaves and never spoke of it again." - Thomas Young

"I've heard Austin quote the works of Minister Louis Farrakhan and the lyrics of Bob Dylan in the same sentence. " - C. Ryan Robins

"I'm not above asking a man to wash my car while I'm still sitting in it, driving." - aus10michael

"When I met Austin he was making fun of deaf children at a benefit." - Emily Werner

"Austin and I are like an old married couple. We can fight and call each other names, but int he end we're drinking lime rickeys at an early-bird dinner at Apple bee's." - Jamar Childs